A Day in the Life
(As sung by Luke & Darth Vader)

LUKE:
I read the news today, oh boy!
About a battle just off of Tatooine.
And now they're looking for some droids,
So I bailed with Obi-Wan,
We went to Alderaan.

Instead we landed on the Death Star,
I met princess who was a real babe.
I later fired the winning shot,
I had some help of course,
But now I'm feeling pretty sure
That I will soon control the Force...

I met my dad today, oh boy!
High in the clouds of some gas-mining town.
It sucked when he slashed off my hand.
So I got a metal one.
And now it's "Like father, like sonnnn..."

I'd love to turrnnnnnn... youuuuu... frommm... the... Darrrrrrrrk...

{fanfare rising}


{alarm clock}

VADER:
Woke up, stepped out of "bed",
Sealed my helmet on top my head.

Made my way downstairs and choked a Moff.
Looking up, I noticed I was late.

Grabbed my blade, and grabbed my cape.
Made the shuttle before it escaped.

Landed on Endor and waited for Luke.
Was it a fluke, or did he call out to me???

LUKE:
Ahhhhhhaaaahhhhh...
Ahhhhhaaaahhhhhhhaaahhhhh....


LUKE:
I heard the news today, oh boy!
Four thousand Ewoks beat up some stormtroopers.
But I turned my dad back from the Dark.
And built him a bonfire,
Now it's time to dance & sing 'cause we just beat the Empire!

I'd love to turrnnnnnn... youuuuu... frommm... the... Darrrrrrrrk...


{rising fanfare}

{fanfare still rising}


{huge piano note!}


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Coming soon, the Jedi Beatles' Greatest Hits!

Featuring all your favorites:

All You Need is Hate

Anakin Would

Ani's Blue Lightsaber

The Ballad of Han and Chewie

Come Togedda

Dear Greedo

Drive My Pod

Great Dewback Rider

Happiness is a Warm Blaster

Hey Nute

I am the Lawless

Jabba the Hutt's Swinging Throne Room Band + With a Little Help from R2

Jet Pack

Leia in Disguise With Chewie

Naboo's Green Fields

Open Fire Now

Silver Naboo Yacht

Two of Us

Vader You're a Sith Man

Wampa