Personality Survey: EMPEROR PALPATINE Not long before the events of A New Hope, the Emperor takes a few minutes out of his busy day to fill out this this survey...

SMURF WARS: Episode VI, RETURN OF THE SMURFI Luke Smurfwalker has resmurfed to his home planet of Smurftooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Smurflo from the clutches of the vile gangsmurf Smurfa the Hutt.

More keyboard tricks to impress your friends! Explaining the electronic wonder that is Ctrl + Z, and other snappy functions too...

The Jedi Beatles: I AM THE LAWLESS Guest lyricist Rogueish pens this entry, as sung from the perspective of Jabba the Hutt. This song can be found on the album Magical Mystery Outbound Flight.

Don't Bother Me, I'm Geeking. Funny how the cool stuff of today was considered corny in days past...

The Jedi Beatles: OPEN FIRE NOW Few people knew that the clones had their own song...

Personality Survey: YODA Finally posts his answers, Yoda does, yes!

Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper? Does size really matter after all?

The Jedi Beatles: ANI'S BLUE LIGHTSABER After a string of Lennon songs, Rivet Head finally posts a send-up of a Paul McCartney tune.

SMURF WARS: Episode V, THE EMPIRE SMURFS BACK It is a dark time for the Rebel Smurfs...