Rivet Head's Top 22! Rivet Head's answer to all the "Top Tens"/"Top Favorites". In no particular order. (Except for the top 5.)

The Jedi Beatles: ANAKIN WOULD Taken from the album Rubber Solo.

SMURF WARS: Episode IV, A NEW SMURF Rebel smurfships, striking from their hidden base, have won their first victory against the Galactic Smurf Empire.

The Jedi Beatles: LEIA IN DISGUISE WITH CHEWIE Unfortunately not as psychedelic as the source material.

You must choose... but choose wisely! Is it time for me to adopt a "face"? The answer is up to you.
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Personality Survey: R2-D2 In keeping with the R2 theme, everyone's favorite johnny-on-the-spot posts his survey, with some help from the local central computer.

The Jedi Beatles: SILVER NABOO YACHT On the way from Naboo to Tatooine, R2-D2 & his astromech buddies sang this song...

i tawk pr0pper eNgl3sh !!1!!1 A requiem for literacy in the 21st century. The internet could very well be the death of the English language.

The Jedi Beatles: HAPPINESS IS A WARM BLASTER A song to bring in the New Year, starring Han Solo. (It doesn't rhyme well, but don't blame me. Blame John Lennon.)

2006: The Final Analysis No top tens, no "best of's", no favorites. Just a recap of funny, ironic, and occasionally painful lessons learned during the past year.