Personality Survey: HAN SOLO Not long after the Battle of Endor, the GFFA's ranking scoundrel completes this survey.

SMURF WARS: Episode III, SMURF OF THE SITH War! The Smurf Village is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Smurf, Count Smurfu.

The Jedi Beatles: COME TOGEDDA For HansGirl: as promised... A take on "Come Together", as sung by Jar Jar Binks.

Personality Survey: CHEWBACCA With the help of a translator droid, Chewie posts his answers.

SMURF WARS: Episode II, ATTACK OF THE SMURFS Several thousand smurf systems have declared their intentions to leave the Smurf Village...

Personality Survey: ANAKIN SKYWALKER Ladies, here's the one you've all been waiting for...

SMURF WARS: Episode I, THE PHANTOM SMURF Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Smurf village...

Memoirs of a Catholic School Padawan, Episode III On the attire worn by Catholic padawans, and discussing my school's own Order 66...

Memoirs of a Catholic School Padawan, Episode II The young padawan moves on to the Jedi Catholic Hogwarts High School.

Memoirs of a Catholic School Padawan Dedicated to Amidalooine, BrooklooineGhost, and all Catholic school survivors everywhere. A reflection on the days of plaid skirts, corduroy pants, and Grand Moff teachers...