What's that, Artoo? You need me to record an intro? Okay, here goes:
* tap, tap *
"Is this thing on?"
"Years ago we all dreamed about the Clone Wars. Now I beg you to help me in the struggle to convince the world the prequels are as good as the classics. I regret that I am unable to present my journal to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Sheffield has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Star Wars online community into the memory systems of this weblog. The admins will know how to retrieve it. They must see this blog safely delivered to blogs.starwars.com. This is our most desperate hour. Readers of the blog of RJ-1 Kenobi, you're my only hope."
There, that sounds quite good. Now, come follow old RJ-1 on some damned fool idealistic crusade....