I need some suggestions on Star Wars humor topics. After the success of my "Why did the Chicken cross the Road?" blog I kinda drifted away to other things, but I'd like to come back with some more funny stuff for potential readers.

Please post suggestions. I will listen to all suggestions with a few exceptions.

1. Do not request EU stuff. I have read or seen almost nothing of the EU. This does not include KOTOR. I have played both of those games and would like to apply my wit to this area. I merely need starting suggestions.

2. No dirty humor. I will delete any and all such suggestions. Dirty jokes are for comedians with no talent and no class.

3. No political humor. I will delete any and all such suggestions. This sort of humor is too controversial and I don't want political affiliation to affect people's ability to enjoy my jokes.

4. No inappropriate humor. You ought to know what this is. I will delete any and all such suggestions.

Aside from these restrictions you are free to suggest anything as long as it is related to Star Wars. I mean that. I might consider things like "Top Ten ways The Three Stooges could destroy the Death Star" , or perhaps "Star Wars T-shirt slogans" or whatever else you could come up with.

I am better at brief humor, so don't ask me to write anything that requires paragraphs . Anything that would allow me to bring in the various personalities of SW characters in the way that the Chicken Question did would be excellent.

I will give credit to anyone who submits an idea that I select. I encourage you to come back here occasionally because I will take requests. I wouldn't go through all this trouble if I wasn't.