Dustin Roberts Runs For Fan Club President

This just in!

Though it has been reported all over the media, Dustin has appointed R2-D2 as his running mate. The communication skills these two bring to the table is simply without equal. But don't take our word for it - here's a message from the man himself:

"As President of the Star Wars Fan Club, I will not take my duties lightly. I'll wake up each morning in my Jar Jar Jammies and ask myself, "What can I do for Star Wars today?"

When confronted with difficult Fan Club Presidential decisions, I will not rush into it head strong like an ignorant wookiee. Nay, I will pause and consider, "What would Yoda do?"

You may be asking yourself -- Who is Dustin Roberts? Well, I have a famous sister, but that hasn't stopped me from attaining my own special vision for the future of our galactic way of life. I endorse the use of the Star Wars license on anything and everything. What do you want? Star Wars potato chips? You got it! Star Wars seat covers for your car? I'm all over that! Star Wars trash bags? What better way to organize your collectibles? If it can't be branded, I say it's of no use to me!

In closing, my running mate R2-D2 and I have seen hard times but have always been able to reconcile our friendship with the greater goals of Star Wars being Forever. We are committed. Committed to providing the best Fan Club in this galaxy, or any other. Remember you are not just throwing your vote away. You're making a "statement."

Sounds great! What do I do?

The StarWars.com Hyperspace recruitment drive contest ends May 15th. When signing up as a new Hyperspace member, renewing or extending your membership, use this link, then simply enter Dustin's email address "dustin@rebelscum.com" as the referral. That's it!

Fore more information on this please click on through to the Roberts / R2 '06 campaign headquarters!