Elan-"You wanna buy some deathsticks?''
Obi-"You don't want to sell me deathsticks."
Elan-"I don't want to sell you deathsticks."
Obi-"You want to go home and rethink your life."
Elan-"I want to go home and write a blog."
Obi-"Uhh.. close enough."
The Blog of Elan Sleazebaggano. Or something like that.