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Random Ruminations of a SW Fangirl
date posted: Dec 11, 2005 9:41 PM  |  updated: Dec 11, 2005 9:44 PM
Random Rant ....
And now, for your reading pleasure ... random rants ....

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"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!"

"Well, then you are lost!"

*shakes head* Feh-schmeh? And Obi-Wan had the snutz to use the "point of view" line on Luke 20-some odd years later?

I'm sorry, but that just tops the "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" bit.

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And on another note ...

Dude, did Anakin wash his dang outfit in gasoline or something? I mean, he went up in flames in about 30 seconds! And how much hairspray did he have in his hair? It's like his hair saw the fire and said, "Ahhhhhhhhh! Run away!" Blink-and-you'll-miss-it, and his hair was gone. Someone needed to lay off the mousse and hairspray, apparently. Maybe he uses that same shine spray I do - the one that contains propane. No ... wait, that would have made his head explode ....

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Gaaaaahhhh .. Padme running! Nine months pregnant! With TWINS! No one bothered to tell anyone that that was COMPLETELY unfeasible? I'm sorry, but when I was pregnant (with ONE kid, I might add), if you'd told me I could have a million dollars if I ran from my front door to my kitchen, I'd tell you to keep your money cause running would have killed me. And she can run with twins?! Please. And don't even get me started on the "She's completely healthy ... she's dying, and we don't know why ... she's lost the will to live." I just want to smack that chick around. SOMEONE needed to beat some sense into both of those two (Anakin and Padme).

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And boy, wasn't it weird hearing that basso profundo voice ask about Padme? That was just strange. At least to me. But I liked how the destruction of the med droids more fully illustrated how Anakin's powers were gone - dude, if that had been un-shishkebobbed Anakin, that whole building would have fallen down. And that would have been kinda sweet, really. Destructo-Man is always fun to watch. :D

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Before I get flamed back to the Stone Age, I'd like to say that I'm an uber-SW fan ... I like all these movies. I cheered at Vader's first mechanical breath in RotS. I roll my eyes at the dialogue, but I can still quote it all. Just cause I rant, doesn't mean I don't like it.

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Oh, and for the record? Mace Windu died, folks. Drop your flowers at the memorial and get on with life ... ;)