In TPM
"Master, why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form?"
"Not really another, per se ... I gave Jar Jar to Watto. Let him deal with the Gungan."

*while swimming to Otoh Gunga*
"Ten credits says we're dry within five minutes of being there, Master."
"You're on."

In AOTC
"Padme, look, I like you - you're cute and all - but don't call me Ani anymore, okay? I mean, seriously ... how on earth am I supposed to be a badass with a nickname like that? Ooh, everyone watch out for ... bum bum bum ... Darth Ani! Sheesh."

"I know you're a Senator, Padme ... but that batwing hairdo has to go."

Clone Wars Vol 1
*Anakin dramatically flings off his cape. It goes flying.*
"3PO, catch that! I need it for my next dramatic cape-doffing scene!"

Clone Wars Vol 2
"Obi-Wan, I don't know about this whole tattoo thing ... I mean ... what if I don't like it in a year? Especially this one over my scar ... "

In ROTS
"You're so beautiful."
"It's only because I'm so in love."
--ad nauseaum --
"So you're saying love has blinded you?"
"Um ... wait, what were we talking about? You lost me awhile back. Look, if you're angling for a compliment, your hair is fantastic, that nightgown is fabulous - although I don't really get the whole pearl strands thing, doesn't that suck to roll over on at night? - and I'm super-stoked about the baby, okay? Now can I go watch Coruscani football?"

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"
"Obi-Wan, what'd you do, skip grammar class with Yoda? Seriously ... cause you know you just made an absolute statement yourself, right?"
"I ... wait ... shut up, Dark Sider!"
*Anakin snickers*

"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"
"Dude, that didn't work very well for Maul, did it? So why's it going to work now?"
"Um ... because you're way too over-confident about your abilities?"
"Damn."

In ANH
*Vader cuts Ben down*
*Ben Force-appears next to his robes ... um ... in a towel. Yeah.*
"Neener! Missed me!"
"Yeah? Well ... " *Vader slices and dices the robes* "You're naked."
"You suck, Anakin."

"So, you're saying that all we have to do is fire a rocket, down this trench, and it'll hit the main reactor? Exactly how long did we have to study these plans to find that GAPING flaw?"

The Holiday Special
*Luke:*
"Really, guys, I don't need 24 pounds of makeup. I look like I'm either in Cirque du Soleil or I'm being played by a transvestite."

*Leia:*
"I AM holding my head straight up!"

*Ben:*
"Whoa, wait, why are they showing me in the credits? Don't tie me in with this ... "

"Maybe we oughta put subtitles up for all that Shyriiwook ... "

"Do you really think Jefferson Starship is the best we can do?"

In ESB
"Holy crap, Boba, your voice changed! You finally hit puberty?"

"Hang on, hang on. So ... you're my dad. You're the second-most powerful man in the galaxy. You're gonna take out Old Spice. And then I get an awesome red lightsaber and get to whack people's hands off? Sweet!"

In ROTJ
"Ben ... she's my SISTER?? Why didn't you tell me that before I was stoked about kissing her!? And dude, you hid me on TATOOINE? Where Vader's FROM? And they didn't find me? No wonder the little Rebel band is taking out the Empire ... these guys obviously flunked Critical Thinking 101."

"Okay, if they haven't made the defenses any stronger, I'm so not going on this mission. What a waste of time. Fly down trench, fire guns, blow up Death Star. Been there, done that, got the sticker for my armor."

"How in the hells are they beating us with rocks and sticks!? We have huge guns and big stompy-walking things! And the fuzzy bears are beating us? This armor's crap!"

"OMFG ... No freakin' way, punk. I sat in that tin can for over 20 years, and you think you're gonna stand there and look and nice and unscarred for the kids? You're going down, whippersnapper."