"No ... I am your father."

"That's not - hey, wait a minute. So ... you're my dad."

"Yes, Luke."

"And the second most powerful guy in the galaxy."

"Yes. Join me, and together -"

"So I have these power converters at Toschi Station I've been eyeing for awhile, Dad. And this speeder. Can you loan me some cash, since your wealth is rumored to be beyond counting?"

"Luke - "

"Cause, I mean, you obviously left Mom to go rule the galaxy, and you never sent us Christmas presents, and ... "

"You know what? I'm not your dad. I totally take it back. Go bug someone else for money, squirt."