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Ramblings of a Completely Unofficial IA Engineer
date posted: Aug 01, 2006 5:25 PM  |  updated: Aug 01, 2006 5:25 PM
CSI: Naboo
I'm just sitting here, watching re-runs of CSI on Spike TV with my wife (methinks she's the biggest CSI fan in North Carolina...), and I had this wild idea pop into my head:

What would the Naboo CSI team do with Padme's body? Surely, they took the due diligence to do some level of investigation. I mean, it gets dropped off by a couple of guys who may or may not be haroboring rogue Jedi? Sure, Naboo seemed pretty pro-Jedi, but come on. She was one of the most prominent public figures in the galaxy!

I know, I know... I've been doing a lot of Padme' entries lately. But, think about it. Wouldn't a CSI have a field day with her DB, instead of, say:

Owen and/or Beru Lars: too much Imperial entanglement there for the Tatooine CSI's

Grand Moff Tarkin: not enough bits left over for the Imperial CSI's

Dack Ralter: where are the pancake CSI's when you need them?

Yoda and/or Obi-Wan Kenobi: just a couple of robes and a few hairs for the CSI's to pore over

Anything in the rancor pit: can you imagine the wild goose chase all those bones would cause?!?!?

Jabba the Hutt: like any CSI would go anywhere near that body!

Yup, it's been a sloooooooooooooow day...!