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Ramblings of a Completely Unofficial IA Engineer
date posted: Aug 01, 2006 5:25 PM  |  updated: Aug 01, 2006 5:25 PM
CSI: Naboo
I'm just sitting here, watching re-runs of CSI on Spike TV with my wife (methinks she's the biggest CSI fan in North Carolina...), and I had this wild idea pop into my head:

What would the Naboo CSI team do with Padme's body? Surely, they took the due diligence to do some level of investigation. I mean, it gets dropped off by a couple of guys who may or may not be haroboring rogue Jedi? Sure, Naboo seemed pretty pro-Jedi, but come on. She was one of the most prominent public figures in the galaxy!

I know, I know... I've been doing a lot of Padme' entries lately. But, think about it. Wouldn't a CSI have a field day with her DB, instead of, say:

Owen and/or Beru Lars: too much Imperial entanglement there for the Tatooine CSI's

Grand Moff Tarkin: not enough bits left over for the Imperial CSI's

Dack Ralter: where are the pancake CSI's when you need them?

Yoda and/or Obi-Wan Kenobi: just a couple of robes and a few hairs for the CSI's to pore over

Anything in the rancor pit: can you imagine the wild goose chase all those bones would cause?!?!?

Jabba the Hutt: like any CSI would go anywhere near that body!

Yup, it's been a sloooooooooooooow day...!

  Darth_Alpha1
Sith Happens, but Jedi Rocks
date Posted: Aug 01, 2006 6:03 PM
*Darth Vader sings CSI Theme*

Who are you?...*breath* who?...who?
Who are you?...*breath* who?...who?

;)

Jabba the Hutt: like any CSI would go anywhere near that body!

"Looks like he was strangled by this chain...think it was an accident? Suicide?"

"*Scoffs* Sure, JABBA THE HUTT commited suicide! Why don't we just say some woman in a metal bikini did it."

"Yeah, right. *laughs*" ;) ;)

DA1 Force be with Ya'
  solo smelly
date Posted: Aug 01, 2006 6:55 PM
Dack Ralter: where are the pancake CSI's when you need them?
:^O Nice one!

On a side note - Bubba1227, which CSI show do you and your wife like the best? CSI, CSI Miami or CSI New York?
  Bubba1227
Ramblings of a Completely Unofficial IA Engineer
date Posted: Aug 01, 2006 7:42 PM
Well, my wife tends to stick with the original. I like CSI: NY... I've always been a fan of Gary Sinise. Neither of us likes David Caruso, so CSI: Miami tends to get short shrift.
  gahmah80
Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Aug 01, 2006 9:18 PM
Darth Vader: We have a few ashes, but we need the cremation CSI.

By the looks of it, I think he was cremated alive. Well, that or he was already dead and then cremated.

Dack Ralter: where are the pancake CSI's when you need them?
*with blood all over face* mmmmmmm.......meeeaaaaat pannnnncaaaaakkkkes.....er, I mean...BLEAH!
marybrainchild
SidiousSith's Holocron
date Posted: Aug 02, 2006 11:04 AM
Anything in the rancor pit: can you imagine the wild goose chase all those bones would cause?!?!? Yikes! The Tatooine CSI's would have to be disbanded because of insanity!
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