So, I'm working on a fic and trying to come up with ideas. I won't go into details until the fic is up, but it involves two people in an elevator for a few minutes...and one of them is Darth Vader.

If it were you, what would you talk about? Here's my list so far:

1) The black armor--so not his color
2) "--doesn't it get boring?
3) Has he ever choked someone by accident?
4) What if he really has to go?
5) Does the Emperor EVER smile?
6) Can you scratch something with the Force? Does it work?
7) Does that black cape hide bloodstains very well?
8) Has he ever thought of changing his image?
9) Wouldn't I make a cute daughter-in-law?
10) Does he KNOW what his kids are up to?
11) Has he sought therapy for his anger management issues?
12) Why red for his lightsaber?
13) Does he ever get claustrophobic?