Since this is May the Fourth Be With You day and it's the 30th year of fandom for some (including my parents), I decided to write a song parody. The original song is "I enjoy being a girl" from Flower Drum Song.

"I ENJOY BEING A FAN"

I'm a fan and by me that's only great
I am proud that I have always been real nerdy
That I'm in a fanmade Episode 8
And I think that Anakin is real purdy
I adore wearing my shirt from Pink Harvest
when my date comes to get me at my place
And I know which star system is the ####hest
and who is likely to win the next podrace

When I have a brand-new R2
and a picture of carbonite Han
I feel like the clouds on Bespin do
I enjoy being a fan

When men say I'm hot as Leia
and I'm much prettier than a Gran
I feel like one geeky playah
I enjoy being a fan

I flip when a fellow sends me sabers
I drool over Yoda, Ki and Mace
I love Wookiee Cookiees of all flavors
and Darth Sidious puts a smile on my face

I'm strictly a Lucasfilm fan
and my future I hope will be
in the home of a fanfic man
who enjoys being a guy with a fangirl like me.