You may have noticed that this blog is no longer called "All things relative." I got rather tired of that and decided to quote one of my favorite characterizations of Han that I've ever written. In it, Leia is trying to find a stalling technique and Han offers to call up the nearest warlord to start a convenient battle. When she claims that he wouldn't do that, he says the line from which the title is taken.

â??I always have enemy comm codes on hand in case I need to do some emergency gloating.â??