Gahmah is here with some hilarious spoofs on some parts of the Knights of the Old Republic video game series - light, neutral, or dark.

These will be about some scenes (some being optional, and/or working more than one way), glitches, etc.

Some of these will have references to other movies, TV shows, and video games. Not in an offensive way, but just to make fun of them.

Here we go:


Query: Canderous?
Game: KOTOR2
Scene: Introduction to Mandalore?
Exile's Current Party Members: HK-47 and T3-M4

Mandalore: *talking to Exile* So you're the intruder.
T3-M4: *interrupts Mandalore* *beeping and chirping excitedly*
HK-47: *interrupting as well* Query: Canderous? Is that you who lies under that armor?
Mandalore: HK! T3! Shut up!
Exile: Um......Do you three know each other?
Mandalore: *talking to Exile* Can you excuse us for a minute? We're going to have a talk between a man and two droids.
Exile: Okay. *leaves control room and the door to it shuts*
Mandalore: Okay, you two! How the hell do you know who I am!
HK-47: Statement: It's just that your voice is familiar, Cander-
Mandalore: *fires at HK's right arm joint and it falls off*
HK-47: Objection: Why'd you you shoot my arm off, Cander-
Mandalore: *fires at HK's left arm joint and it falls off as well* The more you blurt out my real name, the more parts you lose.
T3-M4: *beepingly laughs at HK*
Mandalore: *talking to T3* That includes you, too, Shorty!
T3-M4: *sorrowful beeps*
HK-47: Statement: Okay then. I will keep my vocabulator silenced. *looks at T3* Query: Can you put my arms back on?


Bad Tatooing
Game: KOTOR
Scene: End of the Sand People attack on the Sandcrawler
Character's current party members: unknown

*insert replacement name for Revan* (will be refered to as Revan throughout the spoofs: What?! No remains on these Tuskens?! I really need some Sand People clothing! Bah! I'll just take these clothes forcefully! *when Revan attempts to take the clothing off, some blood is dripping from the clothes and some bone is exposed on the unclothed part* OMG!
Random Party Member: What's wrong?
Revan: It looks like their clothing has been sewed into their skin.
RPM: Ouch! Who would want to do that?!
Revan: I don't know, but since the stitches almost look like some design, I think these Sand People forgot to undress before being tatooed.


That's all I have to think of for now. If you have any other ideas, please post them in here, just to keep the MODs and Admins happy.

But that doesn't mean the comments aren't open. So feel free to put anything in there if you feel like it.

More of my spoofs will come in here, later.
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