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Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
by: gahmah80
date posted: Dec 05, 2005 6:32 PM  | 
updated: Jun 04, 2006 7:36 PM
Hilarious Moments in Battlefront 2: Size Matters Not? WRONG!!!
Something happened one time when I was playing BF2.

On the story mode level, A Line in the Sand (AKA the Battle of Kashyyyk), something really funny happened.

After I successfully defended the oil refinery from blowing up (I found that the most successful way of defending it is using an IFT-X hover tank) and got to play as Yoda to capture the command posts from the droids, something funny happened to me.

When I was capturing one of the command posts on the beach, I was being attacked by snipers, and I was taking cover behind one of those barriers, which were about the same height as Yoda's, they kept missing, and I thought to myself, "It's a good thing Yoda is short" :^O, but the stealthier way of protection for him was to turn his lightsaber off, which you can do by crouching.

Size Matters Not? Well, think again, because your size saved your life!!! That is partly what allowed you to know that Commander Gree and his buddy were going to assassinate you when they were aiming their guns low! Also, that is what lets you be easily carried around in a backpack without putting on too much weight for Luke!

Yoda is one of the hardest, moving headshots, because he is both fast and short.

Another award to little, green(-skinned) elf people (I called them elves because of their pointy ears).B-)

If you had any other funny experiences in BF2 (besides being defeated by Ewoks and Jawas) or any comments on this blog, please post them.