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Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
by: gahmah80
date posted: Dec 17, 2005 10:41 AM  | 
updated: Jun 04, 2006 7:36 PM
Hilarious Moments in Battlefront 2: Jawas? I don't see any!
Another hilarious moment in Battlefront 2.

One time when I was playing in Jabba's Palace as the Empire, I heard a Stormtrooper yell out "Jawa! Take him out!".

Huh? What is he talking about? I don't see any Jawas. In fact, there aren't any Jawas on that map.

Also, Jawas aren't a threat to any of the primary factions in the game (except maybe to forces that try to kill everyone but themselves, such as Tusken Raiders, but Gamorreans and Acklays [if there were Jawas in Jabba's Palace and on Felucia during the campaign {since Acklays are only on Felucia in campaign}], one chop from any of those guys and they are as good as dead).

Maybe that Imp was hallucinating because he has had a really bad experience with Jawas in the past (maybe he fought against a Jawa rebellion, and was almost killed by a Jawa that fought like a commando).

He should only be saying that if we're fighting in Mos Eisley and they are either aiding the Rebellion or they turn violent and start killing everyone or just us.

If you have any comments or other funny or strange experiences in Battlefront 2 or any other video game, please post it here.

  Son of a Bith
The Cantina Corner
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 10:49 AM
Utinni!!!!!
  Darth Valor 7
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 11:00 AM
game glitch
  darthlando22
The Starship Enterprise
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 12:11 PM
I think they say "Jabba"
  gahmah80
Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 12:26 PM
But Jabba isn't a threat, besides it's impossible to kill him. All he does is sit on a concrete throne not worrying about getting hit by blaster shots, grenades, rockets, lightsabers, flames, or being pushed off the throne and into the Rancor pit.
  21212121212
"So be it.......21212121212"
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 12:46 PM
Yeah he said Jabba. Jabba was a threat, because he was commanding the Gammoreans. So, if they took Jabba out, the Gammoreans would be confused and wouldn't know who to attack.
  shadowtrooper14
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 12:51 PM
i had a kool glitche where i was inside the rancor, but still alive.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
  darth hate u!
b.f .2 talk your favorite part of battle front 2
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 1:10 PM
koowl, i got saberd in b.f 2 but stiill lived
  darth hate u!
b.f .2 talk your favorite part of battle front 2
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 1:11 PM
koowl, i got saberd in b.f 2 but stiill lived and, if you type in jub, jub in bf 1 all people get turned into jawa sized
  darth hate u!
b.f .2 talk your favorite part of battle front 2
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 1:12 PM
koowl, i got saberd in b.f 2 but stiill lived and, if you type in jub, jub in bf 1 all people get turned into jawa sized
  Obi-Tyler
Master Obi-Tyler's Blog Archive.
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 1:30 PM
He was hallucinating b/c he had had to much "Jawa Juice."lol.
  Grand Admiral Veers0
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 1:48 PM
I guess this is further proof that you can't trust machines, Stormtroopers or people fighting in Jabba's palace for so long that they get high on the fumes. I mean, do you have any idea what they, and Jabba in particular, are smoking? It isn't pretty, I'll tell you that
  Son of a Bith
The Cantina Corner
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 1:51 PM
Yeah Obi-Tyler. I have always wondered what the guy in the cantina and Jabba are smoking in thier hookahs. The EU calls it "t'bac", but I think it's something else.;) Back in the 70s and 80s the rules were lenient for smoking in movies, but today you will get an instant PG-13 rating. The deathsticks in AOTC don't count because that was a warning against smoking.
  knott@capital.net
Blogs By Grace
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 5:44 PM
This is for Battle Front I, but if you name your profile jub jub it makes everything ewok size, except you. Its perty funny.
  knott@capital.net
Blogs By Grace
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 5:44 PM
Every infantry that is.
  hailfire551
Running, cooking, and Star Wars
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 5:55 PM
ever heard of Hett Nitt?
  IANR25
Ramblings of the Railfan
date Posted: Dec 17, 2005 6:28 PM
Two things. One, how are the Jawas a serious threat to any faction? they don't even carry ionization weapons used in the Hunt! Secondly, why didn't they have a Hunt mission for the Acklays or Gamorreans? I'm ticked at that. I want to run clones over with the dumb ### acklay!
ulic_g99
date Posted: Dec 18, 2005 4:10 AM
I think the weirdest thing I saw on Battlefront 2 was a charge lead by a group Stormtroopers on the Death Star level - the leader yelled "Go! Get the Rebels!" and then preceded to charge straight off the edge of one of the bottomless pits, followed by the troopers he was leading.
Darthcharlie32
The Cantina at the End of the Universe!
date Posted: Dec 18, 2005 9:59 AM
in my opinion BF2 was released wayyy to early (dont get me wrong i LOOOOVE the game) but there are many many more glitches in the program than BF1.... music doubling up on itself in space combat... music skipping on ground attacks.... a naboo blaster firing Sound reating over and over for the entire mission.... ive got more....they rushed this one out too early.. fun to play but on instant action its a glitch attack on some levels
  Obi-Tyler
Master Obi-Tyler's Blog Archive.
date Posted: Dec 18, 2005 12:21 PM
What are you talking about? I'm playing BF2 right now this very moment and I've never had a glich. I've lagged maybe 3 times online since I've had it and I got it Nov. 1st. Come on you can't say that it was glichier then BF1. You just can't.
  jedimasterninks
date Posted: Dec 18, 2005 5:51 PM
Once I was Aayla in Jabba's Palace and I went to the rancor pit, and A clone was just about to fall into the doom of the rancor's stomach, so I spared him and threw my lightsaber at the clone (which wan half in the rancor's mouth). It was near the end, so the rancorhad eaten a lot during the battle. All of a sudden, he spits out about 3 dozen combined of ammo and bacta canisters! It was hilarious
  S-W-E-R-T-O
date Posted: Dec 19, 2005 9:09 AM
play as boba fett in jabba's palace... a rebel might say "hey it's boba fett shoot for his jetpack, i hear he hates that," or call you a gamorean... one or teh other.

on kamino play as jango fett, a clone trooper might say "hey it's jango fett and look he brought his head."


those are only two i can remember at the second

  Darth Valor 7
date Posted: Dec 20, 2005 4:41 PM
I checked it out he sais Jabba!
  gahmah80
Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Dec 20, 2005 6:54 PM
IANR25
Actually, I did see one carry an ionization rifle once, and it was not on hunt mode (but I wonder why he had it out, in case someone tried to kill him [as if Jawas would try to kill someone]?).
  ghostjedi17
date Posted: Mar 25, 2006 11:10 AM
I once heard a rebal say "die you rebal scum!DIE!!!!"
also if you are playing on galactic civl war and you get to be a hero you get Ani (no not darth) And young Obi!
  ghostjedi17
date Posted: Mar 25, 2006 11:11 AM
I ment on Mustefar
  obi-dil kenobi
date Posted: Oct 21, 2006 10:56 AM
Once, this is ALMOST the EXACT SAME CAUSE Master ninks glitch, the cause is if one dies whilst in the rancors hand, they will oddly spill out enough canissters to fill up 50 blaster rifles. try it out, hit respawn while ur in the rancors hand
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