Well, almost. The title is actually a lie, but it did almost get me expelled. As I've whined about before, I am the only person in Hawaii who cares about Star Wars. Just me, no one else, all alone. So, I was working on a faculty computer in the physics lab and checked starwars.com to see if anyone else was running for president (and if you are I still don't care) and then went along my merry way. Well, I didn't remember to lock the door and someone came in after me and started looking at pictures that made slave leia look modest. This proceeded to introduce uber viruses to the network which killed everything. That's right everything. And when they finally rebuilt things to the point of trying to figure out who was at fault what do they find right before the ####? They find Star Wars, and two seconds later I am dragged in front of the dean and called a perverted lesbian blah blah blah. Showed them the ring on my finger, still called me a lesbian. Said I've never looked at the stuff, still a pervert. Blah blah blah, until finally they believe me because they found the same sites logged into under someone elses account an hour later on another computer. So doofus got kicked out instead! Ha! But I wouldn't have had to go through all this pain and suffering if not for my addiction to Star Wars. Where are my reparations Lucas? I only want to be human again! Oh wait, no I don't, I hate those guys! Laterz!