This is your tell all report of all the gossip that's fit to repeat or not on Coruscant...

*Performing this weekend at the Coruscant Palladium was the hottest boy-band yet, the quintet of Jedi padawans known as Force Flow. The Palladium was full of screaming females from all over the galaxy when they performed the first shows of their galactic tour.

The arial lanes were literally impassable for hours due to traffic related to the show and the Hyperball games going on at the ArialDome next door. The Coruscani Crushers took on the Tattoine Terrors in games 4 & 5 of the Galactic Hyperball Championship. Games 6 & 7 are scheduled for this weekend on Tattoine.

*Former Supreme Chancellor Valorum was seen at Coruscani hotspot Suspension over the weekend with a bevy of Twi'lek beauties in tow... the quartet were quite cozy in the VIP room. Valorum was sans wife and had no comment.

*Chancellor Palpatine is spending the week vacationing at his manse, just north of the city center and quite a few Coruscani beauties have received invites. Watch out for that electric touch girls!

* What were Yoda & Yaddle doing in the lower level club Flux Infinity? The two were spotted cage dancing in the slave pit over the weekend. Both Masters were looking very chic in the latest fashion renderings from Phillipe Xu, who's had the fashion world abuzz with what he can do with leather and metal. Anyway, there seems that there may be more to that whole relationship than was previously thought. I'm keeping my eye on it...

*Master Windu has just signed a datalog deal with Coruscani publisher, Galaxy Press for a triple book series. The first two are to chronicle the life of the Master and the third will be an in depth analysis of the prophecies the Jedi are beholden to entitled: Suspiscion & Anticipation: How To View The Chosen One.

*The MedDroid Union is threatening another strike. Citing attendance to humanoid physiology an intrusion on droid rights and that maintenance and oil should be covered by the Republic Health Plan.

*And finally, invitations to the most anticipated party on this year's social calendar have just been issued. That's right people! The Anniversary Party of the Skywalkers. The perpetually in counseling and most talked about couple in the Republic are throwing the party to end all, so check your HoloMail. I've already got my invite and an appointment with Florin Kelith for a hot new dress and I can't wait!

Well, that's all for now. Don't forget to tune in to HoloNet this evening for the latest episodes of Growing Up Jedi & Fett: The Bounty Hunter.