Welcome to another update on the deeds & doings around Coruscant! Let's get started...

I reported to you last that our favorite "power couple" just issued invites to their anniversary partyCoruscani Gossip Girl/Pt 1 . Today I report that the lovebirds were seen having quite a row on the veranda of their apartments at 500 Republica. Who can say what it was about, but the word is the Senator displayed none of the decorum we're used to seeing diplayed on the Senate floor. It seems she took the matter in hand, quite literally and issued a smack to her Jedi husband during the altercationSkywalkers- The Real World Pt.1. Stunning, no?! Just something to ponder people... is the story about how Anakin got that scar over his eye the truth or is it just really good spin from the JO?

Anakin left their residence not long after and was reportedly seen storming through the corridors of 500 Republica ranting about his wife and her mood swings. It seems they're more evenly matched than previously thought. Apparently, Anakin was returning to the Jedi Temple, but the Gossip Girl knows for a fact that he took a detour before arriving at his final destination. No people, it wasn't at my place (not that he's not welcome to anytime !). He dropped in at club Flux Infinity and had a few drinks on the VIP level but skipped the cage dancing. He was looking pretty down and quite a few females seemed to be willing to offer him a shoulder to cry on. Hint, hint Padme... it's an ungodly hour of the morning and you'd be wise to ask yourself, "Do I know where my husband is?"


In other gossip... Mrs. ViVi Valorum kept the arial firefighter brigade busy this morning. She reportedly tossed the former Supreme Chancellor's clothing onto their veranda balcony at 500 Republica, doused them in accelerant and set it ablaze with a shot from a lasgun. She could be heard by many a resident and passerby screaming obscenities and various other derogatory remarks about her husband's physical attributes and choice of companions. Mrs. Valorum had no comment but was seen leaving 500 Republica on her way to an appoinment at Galaxy Spa this morning with a smile of satisfaction. Bully for you, Mrs. V!!


Obi-Wan Kenobi is reportedly back on Coruscant! We all know what that means. That's right, every woman who's available or has the slightest leaning toward infidelity, will be killing themselves and each other while vying for his attention. Welcome back Obi! We'd all like to show you just how much you've been missed. We hope to see ya' in the clubs on the lower levels soon. It'll be hard to distinguish between any of us as we'll all be wearing the minimum required by Republic law.

And finally, don't forget to check out the Hyperball Championships this weekend. Games 6 & 7 have been bounced back to Coruscant due to widespread sand storms on Tatooine this week that are expected to continue into early next week. It's expected that the Coruscani glitterati and politerati will be turning out, so tune in. Anakin Skywalker has Box 125.7, which is center field, so make sure you look for him because he only misses games when he's off-world. The question everyone's wondering... will Padme accompany him? If you miss it, don't miss me and log in for the report next time.

I'm the Coruscani Gossip Girl and you can count on me to tell you the good, the bad and the unbelievable about the beautiful, the powerful and the elite of Coruscant.