So today's the day! All of Coruscant is an absolute roiling cauldron of whispers and anticipation as this evening after the Hyperball Championship Game 6, the Skywalkers anniversary party will launch. It's all anyone can talk about and everyone will be watching the uber-hot couple at the ArialDome... that is, if Padme deigns to make an appearance at such a common affair. She doesn't usually show up at these things with her hubby, but if she reads my column at all, she'll know she should. (Troupes of women... entourages... legions... and perpetutally available and willing, follow Anakin... and they always find a way to make it to the games...) If she does, I can't wait to see what she wears... they don't call her Senator Fashionista for nothing. I have it on good authority that her gown, for her anniversary party was done by Florin Kelith under major secrecy and is supposed to be the gown to end all when it's unveiled this evening. We can't wait Pad... you'll look smashing and we'll all smile and tell you so but make no mistake... when you turn your back on us, we'll be sending you visual death daggers and that's what'll be causing that pain between your shoulder blades throughout the night. Well, that and the fact that you get to retire after the party with that ridiculously hot specimen of a husband you snagged. Damn you for being so charmed...

And speaking of retiring with the husband... it has come to my attention, by some very reliable and talkative sources that the Skywalkers are on the top of the list of noisiest neighbors at 500 Republica. You'd think it'd be the arguments on the veranda, right? Not so, loyal readers. Not even close... but sort of related. We all know their arguments are legendary but apparently their make ups are epic in quite a few ways. Most specifically, noise and property damage. And there are a few interesting stories about some compromising situations in a turbolift, but I can't credit those reports entirely as I have not seen the holovid. It should be in my possession by next week thanks to a very resourceful paparazzi. You have to love those guys and gals, right? When a bounty hunter can't get it done, they can. Speaking of holovid, the Paparazzi Corp will be releasing the documented altercation the couple had early in the week by tomorrow afternoon.

Well, that's all for now and I really must dash. I am a member of the troupe, entourage and legion of women I mentioned earlier and I have to get ready for the Hyperball Game! Besides, I have also heard Obi will be there ... it's almost too much to stand actually. Remember, if you don't get to the game and you didn't get an invite... be sure to read my next report where you'll get all the gossip that's not fit to repeat!

Here's to a long night and missing tomorrow morning altogether!