Ahoy there mateys. Since today we be pillagin' and plunderin' in search of more Star Wars treasure, it be time to examine the warning signs that ye be in danger of joining the pirate side of the Force.

You might be a Sea Captain Jedi if:

Ye've ever heard the phrase, "Arrggghh, May the Force be with ye."

When yer hand was cut off in a lightsaber accident, ye opted ter replace it with a hook.

Ye have used the Force to convince a fair lass in the local village to go out with ye.

Instead of in a galaxy far, far away, yer adventures take place in some strange area known as the Carribean.

At least one wing of yer Rrrrgggghhhhh-wing is covered in barnacles.

Instead of losing yer ship in a game of sabacc, ye lost yer ship when yer crew mutinied against ye on account of the Empire plunderin' your loot.

Ye've lashed together two ewoks to escape from the forest moon yer mutinous crew stranded ye on.

Ye have used a plank to get into yer Rrrrrggghhh-wing.

Ye always felt like the Jedi Code was more like a set of guidelines, really.

Yer wookiee crewmates wear eyepatches.

Ye have ever used the Force to try and find more rum when it's gone.

Yer father has ever said to ye, "Arrggghhh, join me and together we can pillage, plunder, rifle and loot the galaxy as father and son."

You have ever had your Rrrrggghhh2 unit use its light unit to illuminate yer treasure map.

Ye have ever fantasized about Sabe as a mermaid.

Ye've installed a plank on yer Rrrrrggghhhh-wing for yer droid to walk when he starts acting up.

Ye killed Jabba the Hutt to see if he kept all his treasure in his belly.

Ye saved a monkey from a lifetime of Imperial servitude in the circus, so now he be a part of yer ship and a part of yer crew.

Ye suggested that they rename the ship the Millennium Parrot.

Ye have heard the Pirate King tell ye, "it be too late to alter course now matey. Ye, like yer father arrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhh now be mine."

If ye hear, "Arrrggghhhh. I am yer fatherrrrrrrrrrrrr."

Arrggh, me mateys, arrgghh. So they don't be sendin' the East India Trading Company after me treasure, I be givin' credit to the fine folks who wrote You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If. . . fer inspirin' this here treasure map to becomin' a Sea Captain Jedi.