
Today I was walking back to my dorm after a long day of classes. I just got the force unleashed on my iphone (because, lets face it, I'm not a gamer) and that got my mind drifting into the star wars universe. When was the last time I read a book? When am I going to get the second volume of the 'Tales of the Jedi' Omnibus? How many episodes of the clone wars will I miss because I have to do this job to get some hard earned republic credits?
These are the kinds of questions I find myself asking on a regular basis. Why must Star Wars always come second, and my pursuit of an education first? and then it hit me.... why can't they be one and the same?!!?!?! The solution..... drum roll please....... STAR WARS UNIVERSITY
The program would either be a one year or four year curriculum (depending on how die-hard you are). The following majors would be offered
-Sith Era History
-Prequel History
-Original Trilogy History
-New Jedi Order History
-Legacy era History
-Clone Wars Studies
-SW Technology studies
-Alien Species studies
-Force Studies
-SW philosophy
-Foreign Alien Languages
-Intergalactic Music Studies
-Jedi History
-Sith History
Every student would also be required to take either rigorous english, math & science, history, music, or film making classes. The genre of music would be ###z (yeah that's what the cantina band plays, as ludicrous as the name is). The result would be a graduating class of star wars experts who would immediately be injected into the lucasfilm industry, to revolutionize the star wars universe. Say farewell to continuity issues! I haven't decided a prime location yet. But of course, Everything would be star wars themed.
I'm sure I haven't thought of some great majors, but this was just from a brainstorm, so please forgive me!