Here I have a special message from our local Shadowlurker.... the DPM!
Hope you like it...
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HELLO ALL! - First I want to thank WoV for posting this for me since I am still not able to post - and really really really needed to get this out of my head!
Merry Sithmas to all, and happy christmahanaquanza to everyone!
Da DPM!
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On the first day of Sithmas,
my true self gave to me
A Wookiee In A Pear Tree!
On the second day of Sithmas,
my true self gave to me
Two Vader Gloves,
And A Wookiee In A Pear Tree!
On the third day of Sithmas,
my true self gave to me
Three Jedi Has Beens,
Two Vader Gloves,
And A Wookiee In A Pear Tree!
On the fourth day of Sithmas,
my true self gave to me
Four Bantha Herds,
Three Jedi Has Beens,
Two Vader Gloves,
And A Wookiee In A Pear Tree!
On the fifth day of Sithmas,
my true self gave to me
Five Hyperspace Rings,
Four Bantha Herds,
Three Jedi Has Beens,
Two Vader Gloves,
And A Wookiee In A Pear Tree!
On the sixth day of Sithmas,
my true self gave to me
Six Space Ducks A-Laying,
Five Hyperspace Rings,
Four Bantha Herds,
Three Jedi Has Beens,
Two Vader Gloves,
And A Wookiee In A Pear Tree!
On the seventh day of Sithtmas,
my true self gave to me
Seven Kaminoians A-Cloning,
Six Space Ducks A-Laying,
Five Hyperspace Rings,
Four Bantha Herds,
Three Jedi Has Beens,
Two Vader Gloves,
And A Wookiee In A Pear Tree!
On the eighth day of Sithmas,
my true self gave to me
Eight Veru's A-Blue-Milking,
Seven Kaminoians A-Cloning
Six Space Ducks A-Laying,
Five Hyperspace Rings,
Four Bantha Herds,
Three Jedi Has Beens,
Two Vader Gloves,
And A Wookiee In A Pear Tree!
On the ninth day of Sithmas,
my true self gave to me
Nine Oola's Dancing,
Eight Veru's A-Blue-Milking,
Seven Kaminoians A-Cloning
Six Space Ducks A-Laying, ,
Five Hyperspace Rings,
Four Bantha Herds,
Three Jedi Has Beens,
Two Vader Gloves,
And A Wookiee In A Pear Tree!
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true self gave to me
Ten Clones A-Leaping,
Nine Oola's Dancing,
Eight Veru's A-Blue-Milking,
Seven Kaminoians A-Cloning
Six Space Ducks A-Laying,
Five Hyperspace Rings,
Four Bantha Herds,
Three Jedi Has Beens,
Two Vader Gloves,
And A Wookiee In A Pear Tree!
On the eleventh day of Sithmas,
my true self gave to me
Eleven Rebels Griping,
Ten Clones A-Leaping,
Nine Oola's Dancing,
Eight Veru's A-Blue-Milking,
Seven Kaminoians A-Cloning
Six Space Ducks A-Laying,
Five Hyperspace Rings,
Four Bantha Herds,
Three Jedi Has Beens,
Two Vader Gloves,
And A Wookiee In A Pear Tree!
On the twelfth day of Sithmas,
my true self gave to me
Twelve Gungans drumming,
Eleven Rebels Griping,
Ten Clones A-Leaping,
Nine Oola's Dancing,
Eight Veru's A-Blue-Milking,
Seven Kaminoians A-Cloning
Six Space Ducks A-Laying,
Five Hyperspace Rings,
Four Bantha Herds,
Three Jedi Has Beens,
Two Vader Gloves,
And A Wookiee In A Pear Tree!
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), I have absolutely no talent for writing parodies 
Now I'll have this tune going through my head today (as well as all the other parodies from today) 
